When my mother was pregnant with me on the western frontier of Land o’ Lincoln, the doctor told her she was having twins. My father was beside himself with joy: two boys! Now, this was long before sonograms and amniocentesis, but it had been decided that I (or we) was...
Day 65 of Captivity 5/19/20 In a world where “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing, is it any wonder we’re having so much trouble communicating, especially now with the added pressure of this invasively influential influenza? So to help out, here’s...
One of the new precepts in America is that if you are successful and white, you are evil. The people most vigorously promulgating that concept are the media, who, for the most part, are successful and white. Major capitalist corporations such as Walmart, Nike, Target...
How art thou out of breath when thou hast breath to say to me that thou art out of breath? ~ William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet Remember when CO2 was bad for us. Well, not anymore, fellow New Normalites. In today’s bizarro world of inverted logic, CO2 is now our...
